So, you’re a sex expert? See if you pass our quiz

How much do you know about sex? Not just the obvious technique basics but the actual nuts, bolts, and beyond of it all. Think just because you’re 50-plus you’ve lived long enough to claim the sexpert crown?

Well, take this quiz to determine if your knowledge about sex is really up to par. And if you fail the test, no worries, it’s never too late to get it right!

  1. How much does the vagina grow when a woman is aroused?

a) It expands to twice its normal size

b) It doesn’t get bigger

  1. What is the name of the brain chemical that surges when you get sexually aroused?

a) Serotonin

b) Dopamine

c) Melatonin

  1. Is penis size really related to shoe size?

a) Yep — the bigger the shoes, the bigger, well, you know

b) Lies, there’s no connection

  1. True or false: Humans are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, outside normal reproductive cycles.

a) True

b) False

  1. Can sex actually help a headache?

a) Yes! Sex releases endorphins, which naturally reduce pain

b) No, all the effort just makes it worse

  1. What are the benefits of semen?

a) It is an antidepressant

b) It can lower blood pressure

c) It nourishes the skin, and helps combat wrinkles

d) All of the above

  1. True or false: You can lose three pounds in a year by having sex seven to eight times per month.

a) True, if it’s vigorous enough

b) False, it doesn’t burn calories

  1. What has the bigger collection of nerve endings: the tongue or the clitoris?

a) Tongue

b) Clitoris

  1. What’s the average erect penis circumference?

a) 4.7 — 5.1 inches

b) 3.8 — 4.7 inches

c) 2. 6 — 3.8 inches

  1. What is anorgasmia?

a) An inability to reach orgasm

b) An orgasm that lasts longer than a minute

  1. Where did the term ‘blow job’ come from?

a) An old John named Blow who always requested them

b) From a jazz musician who said it was like blowing a horn

c) A merging of the Victorian slang for prostitute (Blowsy) and the slang for ejaculation (blow)

  1. What percentage of women lose their virginity by age 16?

a) 25%

b) 40%

c) 60%

  1. How many calories are in a typical male ejaculate?

a) 40

b) 10

c) Less than one

  1. When was the first electrical vibrator produced?

a) 1902

b) 1950

c) 1969

  1. How long does the average male orgasm last?

a) 2 seconds

b) 6 seconds

c) 15 seconds

  1. How big is the average erect penis?

a) 5.5 — 6.3 inches

b) 6 — 6.5 inches

17. What is edging?

a) Sensuously tracing the outside of a body with fingers

b)  Bringing yourself or your partner close to orgasm and then backing off before the orgasm is reached

c) Orgasming near the edge of a bed





1a; 2b; 3b; 4b; 5a; 6d; 7a; 8b; 9a; 10a; 11c; 12b; 13c; 14a; 15b; 16a; 17b



0-5 Correct

You’re sex knowledge-challenged

You need to hit the books or the internet to brush up on sex facts.

6-11 Correct

You’re erotic bulb is shining bright

You’re up to speed on your sex knowledge. And you realize there’s always more to learn. You have the sex book smarts and hopefully, it also crosses over into the bedroom.

12-16 Correct

You’re a sex expert!

The sex knowledge crown is yours! You understand the inner workings of sex. You are also the go-to person for those lesser-known erotic facts. Bet you’ve got skills in the bedroom too! Ever thought about blogging on the subject of sex?